• Tony Manero (John Travolta): Ya know I work on my hair a long time...and he hit it. He hits my hair.

• Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Say goodnight to the bad guy.

• Tony Montana (Al Pacino): I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

• Tony Montana (Al Pacino): This is paradise, I'm telling ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

• Tony Montana (Al Pacino): All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't brake 'em for no one. Do you understand?

• Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade (Al Pacino): If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

Seven (1995)

• John Doe (Kevin Spacey): Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence, you were going to use on me, right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air!

• Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): Whenever I'm in here and you hear my typing.. *typing sound* ..or whether you don't hear me typing or whatever the fuck you here me doing in here, when I'm in here that means that I'm working - that means don't come in! Now, do you think you can handle that?

• Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): Wendy!
  Shelley Duvall: Stay away!
  Jack Nicholson: Darling! Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them righ the fuck in. He he!

• Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): I think you hurt my head real bad... I'm dizzy... I need a doctor.

• Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): You set em up and I'll knock em back, Lloyd. One by one.

• Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson): I'm not.. being grouchy.. I just wanna finish my work.

• Shrek (Mike Myers) - Alright, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

• Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... *slurpslurp*

• Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye...

• George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!

• George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!

• George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You dumb asshole!

• Army General: Fucking Windows 98!

• Michael Madsen: It stinks in here, I'm going outside.

• Michael Madsen: Doesn't look like a successful mating to me, still got his pants on.

• Michael Madsen: I think the shit has definately hit the fan.

• Harry Temple (Jeff Daniels): You shot me, I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick.

• Keanu Reeves: Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?

• Starship Troopers - female comp-voice: Your transmission has been terminated.

• Star Wars Wavs

• Bill Murray: No, we're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.

• Insp. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): Go ahead. Make my day.

• Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey): Do me a fucking favour: Shutup, listen and learn.

• Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey): You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the fuck out!