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Insulting & Offensive Wav Sounds

Parental Advisory Advised - this page is all about insults - straight in your face
Fragile-egg-shell-minded people - stay out.

.: Warnings

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.: Insults

3rd Rock From the Sun - Mary Albright (Jane Curtin): To say that you behaved childishly is an insult to children everywhere.

As Good As it Gets - Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt): Do you understand me? You crazy fuck!

Billy Madison - Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel): What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Biloxy Blues - Sergeant Toomey (Christopher Walken): You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.

The Blackadder - Rowan Atkinson: You're head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants.
The Blackadder - Rowan Atkinson: A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting.
The Blackadder - Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Good-bye, you lazy big nosed rubberfaced bastard.
The Blackadder - Hugh Laurie: Oh bugger off, you old fart!

The Breakfast Club - John Bender (Judd Nelson): You are a bitch!

Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci): Get this through your head you Jew motherfucker, you! You only exist out here because of me!
Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci): You're fucking warned. Don't ever go over my fucking head again! You motherfucker you!
Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci): What are you staring at you bald headed Jew-prick?
Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci): You call your self a man? You know you're a lying lowlife motherfucking degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?

Cobb - Willie (Lou Myers): You disgusting, wretched sorry son of a mothafucka.

The Cowboys - Wil Andersen (John Wayne): You look like the vermin-ridden son-of-a-bitch you are.
The Dennis Miller Show - Dennis Miller: Shut your bladdering pie hole, you fat fuck!
Dexter's Laboratory - Dexter: It never fails to surprise me how completely without intelligence you are.
Horse Feathers - Professor Wagstaff (Groucho Marx): You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Duke Nukem (Jon St. John): You an inspiration for birth control.
Dumb & Dumber - Lloyd (Jim Carrey): Ma-hah-an, you're one pathetic loser.

Everybody Loves Raymond - Debra (Patricia Heaton): First of all your an idiot, and second... Nah, that pretty much covers it.

Everybody Loves Raymond - Debra (Patricia Heaton): You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

The Exorcist - Regan MacNeil possessed (Mercedes McCambridge): Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker!
Fishbone - Lyin' Ass Bitch: Lyin' piece of sack of shit! Slut, trash can, scumest dirtbag... Bitch!!!

A Fish Called Wanda - Otto West (Kevin Kline): You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, giant twerp, scumbag, fuck face, dickhead, asshole!
A Fish Called Wanda - Wanda Gershwitz (Jamie Lee Curtis): Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Fred Sanford (Red Foxx): Swallow it and shut the fuck up.

Freeway - Vanessa Lutz (Reese Witherspoon): Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. You're so ugly!

Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): You're so ugly you could be a modern-art-masterpiece!
Full Metal Jacket - Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me 25!

Get Shorty - Harvey Keitel as himself - Fuck you, fuckball.
Glengarry Glen Ross - Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid fucking cunt.
The Glimmer Man (1996) - Steven Seagal: Now get your ugly white ass outta here and don't come back.

Harlem Nights - Bugsy Calhoun (Michael Lerner): What are you? A fucking moron?
Harlem Nights - Vera (Della Reese): I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!

Harlem Nights - Toothless Gambler (Ji-Tu Cumbuka): Now get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.

Highlander - Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery): You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.

King of the Hill - Hank Hill (Mike Judge): Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

Leisure Suite Larry 7: Love for Sail - Larry (Jan Rabson): Phow, was that you or did something die in here?
Monthy Python - Graham Chapman: Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous coffee-nosed malodorous pervert!
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Clark Griswald (Chevy Chase): Cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake lickin, dirt eating, imbread, over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!
Natural Born Killers - Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis): Fuck you!
New Jack City - Scotty Appleton (Ice-T): And by the way, suck my motherfuckin' dick.

Nine Months - Gail Fletcher Dwyer (Joan Cusack): You little piece of dickbrain, horse shit, slime sucking, son-of-a-whore, bitch!!

Pulp Fiction - Jules (Sam L. Jackson): Shut the fuck up, fatman! This ain't none of your goddamn business!
Red Dwarf - Robert Llewellyn : Sir, you are sick. You are a sick, sick person!

The Ref - Gus (Dennis Leary): Shut the fuck up! You speak when fucking spoken to, ok? This is not fucking high school, motherfucker!
The Ref - Lloyd Chasseur (Kevin Spacey): Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?

The Rock - John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery): Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot.

Roxanne - C.D. Bales (Steve Martin): Excuse me, is that your nose or did a buss park on your face?

Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!!
Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You stupid ignorant son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard!! Jesus Christ! I met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!
Silver Streak - George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You dumb asshole!

The Simpsons - Ned Flanders: You are the worst human being I have ever met.
The Simpsons - Cletus: Are you some kind of moron?

South Park - Cartman (Trey Parker): You son of a bitch! Your mom sucks!

Swimming With Sharks - Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey): You have nothing to contribute to this, so stay the fuck out!

Tango & Cash - Courier/Requin (Brian James): You fucking wanker!
The Three Stooges - Moe: Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it?
This Boy's Life - Dwight Hansen (Robert De Niro): Just shut your goddamn pie-hole!
TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler): Go fuck yourself, ya son of a bitch! I'll come right out of the booth and fuckin whack ya, ya fuckin prick!

U Turn - Bobby Cooper (Sean Penn): You sick son of a bitch!! You midget twidget bastard rot in hell and die!! You son of a bitch!! You Bastard!!

War of the Roses - Barbara Rose (Kathleen Turner): When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in.

Unknown - female voice: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Unknown male voice: Why don't you piss off, you fucking monkey!

Unknown - Chris Rock: Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Unknown - Paul Harvey: You're ugly and you momma dresses you funny.

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